UPDATE: I stand corrected. According to the Gates of Vienna, Danes are very funny. Here is a joke from the website:
It seems that little Ahmed had been studying very hard in his elementary school Danish language class, and when he took the exam, he got a perfect score.
The teacher made a big fuss over Ahmed when she presented him with his certificate.
“Congratulations, Ahmed!” she said. “You are now a Dane!”
Ahmed was so excited and happy and proud that he ran all the way home. Bursting into the house, he cried to his father, “Papa! Papa! Look: I got an A! Now I am a Dane!”
His father became very angry and slapped him across the face. “You filthy little boy! You have shamed our entire family!”
Ahmed burst into tears. “I don’t understand,” he wailed; “I was so proud! I will have to show my certificate to Mama.”
He found his mother in the kitchen. “Mama! Mama! Today I am a Dane!” His mother scowled at him and slapped his face. “You should be ashamed of yourself! You have brought dishonor to your whole family!”
Ahmed cried even harder. “This is awful! Why is this happening to me? I have only been a Dane for twenty minutes, and already I have been attacked by two immigrants!”