Monday, September 20, 2010

The Tea Party Conspiracy

Dammit, Jon Hamm has got our number. Pretending to be a marketing expert on TV has really got him wired into the American public. He says the Tea Party has got a secret racist agenda. According to Gallup, 28 percent of Americans are Tea Party supporters. That works out to be roughly 87 million people. The lair where we plot the takeover of the world and teach each other the codewords he's talking about is one hell of a lair.  

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous7:34 PM

    Welp, wont be seeing any of his movies.

    Conservatives can vote/punish with their purchasing power.

    Goldman Sachs owns (or used to) a lot of Burger King, so I consciously avoided Burger King.

    Warren Buffett, an open-borders businessman, owns much of Dairy Queen and Geico. I switched insurance to State Farm, and dont go to Dairy Queen.

    I hope other conservatives who dont enjoy being slandered by some actor, remember what Hamm is accusing them of when considering buying a ticket to one of his movies.


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